But if people on the internet couldn't shit on other people for owning cars they "hate", they could never make long diatribes on said internet about how much they hate said cars and how said cars give them cancer, kill puppies, and shit. » 9/01/14 9:47pm Yesterday 9:47pm

Because not all 14 year olds on Jalopnik represent the market for the F Type. A market that involves actual sounds, power sliding, fine British leather and exquisite accents.

I was assuming that said 14 year olds even buy said cars in the first place. But they must, cause Miata is always the answer, isn't it? » 8/25/14 12:50pm 8/25/14 12:50pm